The Average White Guy Ranked #1 in Google!


Yes folks…it’s true! The Average White Guy has secured the #1 seed for a keyword (which is not “The Average White Guy”). I’m really stoked about this one. I’ve been curious as to whether Wordpress permalinks do or do not help with Google, but apparently they do.

Oh, right. The search keyword is: bruised weiner. If you’re not familiar, I wrote a post about a traumatic experience back in August 2006 entitled “I think I bruised my Weiner“. I will be accepting Kudos, congratulations, applause, and appreciation for my feat, but money would be nicer! Go Average White Guy!

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