The Average White Guy

This one should be a puzzler for you. Michael Vick is the hands-down winner of the “Average White Guy of the Week” award. “Wait, Michael Vick is black!” Yes, you’re correct. Michael Vick is in fact a black man. So how come he can still earn this award? Simple: Affirmitive Action. Yes, that’s correct. I […]

Why is it that a man can recite every line from a movie after seeing it a maximum of two times? Why can’t women memorize movie lines? I’m sure there is a woman who can do the movie lines, and there is some guy who can’t, but in general, have you ever noticed this? I’m […]