Alvin & The Chipmunks Are FAKE!
Yes, I know this is a strong accusation. I know that the Chipmunks were probably as big a part of your life as they were mine growing up, so it makes it this much harder for me to write this particular post. I’ve done some research. I’ve done some digging into the Chipmunks. I’ve managed - through ways known only to me - to uncover the nasty truth about the adorable rodents… The Chipmunks are phony! That’s right, charlatins! Downright, absolute, and impuned FAKES! I have the proof right here:
For all those of you for whom I have ruined Christmas, I apologize, but I had to get this out to the public. You can download the evidence file here (Right Click + Save).
We’re not going to be brainwashed by this crap anymore. The Chipmunks are nothing but three dudes who have cleverly cloaked their voices to sould like chipmunks. I’ve uncovered the truth, and I hope you spread the word. Merry Christmas!
I’ve always hated those lil rodents. Completely over rated and talentless hacks. I say we make ‘em roadkill and bbq them lil bastards up.