Ok MySpace Spammers… Abuse Me, But Don’t Insult Me
There isn’t a single one of you out there who doesn’t get MySpace spam… If you’re a guy, there’s a good chance it’s some tight-assed little cock tease profile designed to get you to click a series of advertisements. If you’re a girl, there’s a good chance your spam is coming from the horny guys who just deleted the spam from their inbox before trolling for pussy.
I suppose there is nothing on the Internet which is ad or spam free anymore but do you really have to insult me and my intelligence? See the following screen capture (which is a few months old, but I’ve seen this behavior a bunch of times in the past few months…. Tell me, does anything strike you as odd?
Yes, junior detectives, yo got it.. It’s two scintillating friend request invitations from two different fat guys posing as hot chicks both using the same profile picture. Of course, I’m not dumb enough to add both of them… One of them is obviously a fake, but which one? Well you’re the junior detectives… you tell me. Ok, ok, ok… that was a trick… the truth is, they’re both fake. I wasn’t fooling you, was I?
The truth is, I’m slightly insulted by this. I mean, not only do you assume I’m dumb enough to fall for your hot chick invitation, but you didn’t think it was important to disguise your identity with a unique picture…. Man, what a bummer. To go one step further, you should be ashamed of yourself for toying with the hormonal instincts of the 20-something guy crowd who frequents MySpace.
