Why I allow “Last Call with Carson Daly” on my TV, I don’t know. I suppose it’s because I’m not really paying attention to the TV much while I’m writing my posts. Ask anyone though… I don’t miss a thing that’s going on around me. I hear everything.

I’m sitting here listening to the show and I can’t remember the last time I thought to ask, “Who the f*ck are you to be saying stuff like that?” I mean think about it, Carson Daly’s show is 30 minutes long, compared to EVERY other late night talk show on ANY major network. Not only is it only on half as long as everyone else, his guests suck, and he doesn’t even START his show until 1:30am EST. How friggin lame is that?

He’s obviously kneeling in a long line to wear an Obama custom-made pearl necklace. He doles out the insults like he has room to talk. He craps on Bush, Cheney, Palin, and essentially anyone who isn’t also waiting for a pearl necklace from the president elect. He belittles people who won’t do his show (which is just about everyone, including me), he makes fun of EVERYTHING. And I repeat, who the hell is he to talk?

Carson Daly (as I’ve stated here before) is about the most boring man on TV too. He sucks, his writer sucks, even the LA skyline backdrop sucks. His camera angles suck, his set looks like a shoebox. Hell, his studio is even too small for a band… that’s why they have to play outside. His guests suck. I hear at LEAST once a night from his ugly face, “Ladies and Gentlemen, making their public debut….” How about getting some acts and guests we’ve heard of before. LAME!

I wish he’d just wander out into traffic and do us all a favor. What a scumbag. Oh, and if you ever read this, Daly… the bad news is: While I think Obama is a tool, I don’t think he’ll spooge on your face and neck, so you can quit dreaming.