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	<title>The Average White Guy</title>
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	<description>So much crap, so little time.</description>
	<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jun 2008 03:06:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>&#8220;The Dark Knight&#8221; MySpace Backdrop&#8230; Eerily Similar to 9/11?</title>
		<link>http://www.theaveragewhiteguy.com/2008/06/the-dark-knight-myspace-backdrop-eerily-similar-to-911/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jun 2008 03:01:36 +0000</pubDate>
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I was logging into MySpace to check messages, and as is the new standard at MySpace, I was greated with a different backdrop than I was yesterday. Lately, the themes have been upcoming movie releases. Currently (as of the time of this writing) the theme is &#8220;The Dark Knight&#8221;, the latest in the Batman movie [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Teeny Little Super Guy</title>
		<link>http://www.theaveragewhiteguy.com/2008/05/teeny-little-super-guy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 06:39:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Average White Guy</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[The Hoy Factor]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Reminiscence]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[If you knew me as a kid, it was no secret that when I was growing up, I was often the littlest guy in the class, on the team, at the bus stop, on the street, at the pool, at the park, etc&#8230; If there were weight classes for school yard fights (of which I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ok MySpace Spammers&#8230; Abuse Me, But Don&#8217;t Insult Me</title>
		<link>http://www.theaveragewhiteguy.com/2008/05/ok-myspace-spammers-abuse-me-but-dont-insult-me/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theaveragewhiteguy.com/2008/05/ok-myspace-spammers-abuse-me-but-dont-insult-me/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 May 2008 03:28:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Average White Guy</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[There isn&#8217;t a single one of you out there who doesn&#8217;t get MySpace spam&#8230; If you&#8217;re a guy, there&#8217;s a good chance it&#8217;s some tight-assed little cock tease profile designed to get you to click a series of advertisements. If you&#8217;re a girl, there&#8217;s a good chance your spam is coming from the horny guys [...]]]></description>
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		<title>It&#8217;s Official.. I&#8217;ve Officially Run out of Shit to Do on the Internet</title>
		<link>http://www.theaveragewhiteguy.com/2008/05/its-official-ive-officially-run-out-of-shit-to-do-on-the-internet/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theaveragewhiteguy.com/2008/05/its-official-ive-officially-run-out-of-shit-to-do-on-the-internet/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 May 2008 03:44:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Average White Guy</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Interesting Stuff]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Yes, you read that correctly&#8230; The Average White Guy has officially run out of shit to do with on the internet in his spare time. Sure, I can repeat the same stuff I normally do:

Check Craigslist for deals on musical instruments (namely guitars),
Scan the DrudgeReport
Read the first few funny stories listed on Digg
Check my local [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What&#8217;s Opposite of &#8216;Going Green&#8217;?</title>
		<link>http://www.theaveragewhiteguy.com/2008/04/whats-opposite-of-going-green/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theaveragewhiteguy.com/2008/04/whats-opposite-of-going-green/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Apr 2008 02:41:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Average White Guy</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Tech &amp; Science]]></category>

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What is the opposite of &#8216;going green&#8217;? Whatever it is, that&#8217;s what I want to do&#8230; I&#8217;m SO tired of all this &#8220;green&#8221; bullshit. It&#8217;s the biggest scam ever entered into our society. Think about it for a little bit&#8230; This planet is 650 BA-ZILLION years old&#8230; It has survived everything ever thrown at it. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Average White Guy Makes a Costly Mistake</title>
		<link>http://www.theaveragewhiteguy.com/2008/03/the-average-white-guy-makes-a-costly-mistake/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theaveragewhiteguy.com/2008/03/the-average-white-guy-makes-a-costly-mistake/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Mar 2008 19:38:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Average White Guy</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[The Hoy Factor]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Posted to the Hoy Factor category although this doesn&#8217;t really count. The Hoy Factor is actually what debalances the equation when I&#8217;ve made no mistake, which isn&#8217;t the case here. Read on&#8230; 

Well, now I&#8217;ve gone and done it&#8230; I cost myself a great opportunity by being stupid. I probably shouldn&#8217;t breech the subject here; I&#8217;m never sure who [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Average White Guy Breaks Silence&#8230; Double-Yoi!</title>
		<link>http://www.theaveragewhiteguy.com/2008/02/the-average-white-guy-breaks-silence-double-yoi/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theaveragewhiteguy.com/2008/02/the-average-white-guy-breaks-silence-double-yoi/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Feb 2008 06:35:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Average White Guy</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Football]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Well it&#8217;s been far too long since I&#8217;ve updated my site here. I&#8217;ve been asked about this regularly for the past few months, still I did nothing. What do you expect? I&#8217;m hardly the over-acheiver. Being a life-long Pittsburgh Steeler fan, I couldn&#8217;t maintain my silence today. Today Pittsburgh lost one of it&#8217;s royalty. Myron [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Alvin &#038; The Chipmunks Are FAKE!</title>
		<link>http://www.theaveragewhiteguy.com/2007/12/alvin-and-the-chipmunks/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theaveragewhiteguy.com/2007/12/alvin-and-the-chipmunks/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Dec 2007 02:29:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Average White Guy</dc:creator>
		
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Yes, I know this is a strong accusation. I know that the Chipmunks were probably as big a part of your life as they were mine growing up, so it makes it this much harder for me to write this particular post.  I&#8217;ve done some research. I&#8217;ve done some digging into the Chipmunks. I&#8217;ve managed [...]]]></description>
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		<title>You People Are Still Reading Me</title>
		<link>http://www.theaveragewhiteguy.com/2007/10/you-people-are-still-reading-me/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theaveragewhiteguy.com/2007/10/you-people-are-still-reading-me/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Oct 2007 14:32:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Average White Guy</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[About This Site]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I posted the &#8220;Where&#8217;s the Beef&#8221; post about 15 minutes ago. It was my first in weeks. I have no excuses as to why I quit posting, but I got busy and lazy about it. Rest assured, however that I am back now. I&#8217;m ready for the MLB playoffs, and I&#8217;ve got a ton of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Where&#8217;s the Beef?</title>
		<link>http://www.theaveragewhiteguy.com/2007/10/wheres-the-beef/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theaveragewhiteguy.com/2007/10/wheres-the-beef/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Oct 2007 14:17:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Average White Guy</dc:creator>
		
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If you&#8217;re looking for a quick cheeseburger and fries,  your options are probably the same as mine: McDonald&#8217;s, Burger King, and Wendy&#8217;s. While I have never really liked McDonald&#8217;s, I&#8217;ll eat there from time to time. The food isn&#8217;t great, but McDonald&#8217;s is essentially a blue-collar institution. I feel almost obligated to make it to McDonald&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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