Author Archives for The Average White Guy

Ok MySpace Spammers… Abuse Me, But Don’t Insult Me


There isn’t a single one of you out there who doesn’t get MySpace spam… If you’re a guy, there’s a good chance it’s some tight-assed little cock tease profile designed to get you to click a series of advertisements. If you’re a girl, there’s a good chance your spam is coming from the horny guys […]

It’s Official.. I’ve Officially Run out of Shit to Do on the Internet


Yes, you read that correctly… The Average White Guy has officially run out of shit to do with on the internet in his spare time. Sure, I can repeat the same stuff I normally do:

Check Craigslist for deals on musical instruments (namely guitars),
Scan the DrudgeReport
Read the first few funny stories listed on Digg
Check my local […]

The Average White Guy

What can I say? I'm a 28-year old guy from Pittsburgh. I'm of above-average intelligence, but below average drive and motivation. I've lived in denial of it for years, but now I'm coming to grips with it and embracing it, as you can see.